Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is the color of the wind?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do billboards talk?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?