What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What day do hands always go to church?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?