What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
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What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What school subject really rocks?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?