Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How do you massage a chicken wing?