Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?