What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What animal has the worst mood swings?