Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do polar bears vote?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?