Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?