What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?