What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?