What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are all priests fit?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?