What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?