What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?