Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What kind of bird can write?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?