Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
I broke my finger!
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What insect runs away from everything?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a Zen egg?