Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of bird can write?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?