What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you grill cheese?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do rodents make the best runners?