What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?