Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who invented fractions?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?