Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the barber win the race?