What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do two skunks argue?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What fish only swims at night?
What's the noisiest food?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What famous scientist will try anything?