Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is the most faithful insect?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?