Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What horn never makes a sound?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?