What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?