I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which cats love to be petted?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Shoutout to my grandma!