What do you call a cow with two legs?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do bees chew?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?