What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
How does dinner smell?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?