What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What siblings are always sad?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do you wash a lamb?