What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is the smallest lion?