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What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?