My brother is my partner in crime.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is the smallest lion?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?