What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's the politest month?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?