Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do horses reside?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why are frogs always happy?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.