Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's the politest month?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?