What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are baseball games at night?