When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?