What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What tree has the most bark?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the echo get detention?