When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What vehicle works the hardest?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?