What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the math book sad?