What horn never makes a sound?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?