What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's the politest month?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?