What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do Scottish toads play?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do basketball players like cookies?