What do you call an arctic cow?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How was the wedding?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?