What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?