What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
How do you make a bandstand?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are winter days great?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of bee do teachers love?