What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the Dorito say to his son?