Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
What animal makes the best lunches?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?