Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do frogs drink in the winter?