What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?