Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?