Why are skeletons always hungry?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is furniture so generous?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What school subject really rocks?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?