Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is another name for a cow?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do Scottish toads play?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?