What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Where do cows go on vacation?