How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which cats love to be petted?
How does a squid go into battle?
When do astronauts eat?
How do fleas travel?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why was the horse so happy?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?