What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?