What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How does a cow do math?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
When does a horse talk?