Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?