What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of dog loves to eat?