How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Did you know about April 1st?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
That bird won't stop squawking.