What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?