Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?