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Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What animals make the best students?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the tomato turn red?