What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Do dads always snore?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a forklift?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?