Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?