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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?