Families are like fudge.
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?