What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do bees get to school?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?