What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do books sleep?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do cows like being told jokes?