Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?