What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?