What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How long will dinner be?