Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which insect makes the best father?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do you grill cheese?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?