Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?