What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?