What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the pirate late for work?