What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What cartoon character loves insects?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?