Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?