Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
When do astronauts eat?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why don't ants get sick?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?